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Pick-up lines are not natural for music geeks, so we've assembled the best surefire chat-up suggestions for classical musicians everywhere. Please note: success and lasting happiness not guaranteed.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you're my perfect counterpoint.
These never-fail musician chat-up lines will improve your love life
Randall Goosby. These never-fail musician chat-up lines will improve your love life.
Diatonic scale Picture: someecards. Fate Picture: someecards. Fermata Are you a fermata?
Because I want to hold you. Nielsen Picture: someecards.
Take 5 Do you like Dave Brubeck? Classical beauty Were you born in ? Because you're a real classical beauty. Ternary Would you describe yourself as ternary?
Because you have a lovely form. Broken You're so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord Minimalist Are you a piece of minimalist music?
Because I keep seeing you again and again. Prestissimo You must be marked Prestissimo Natural You must be a C major scale All natural.
Pretty Sharp Would you like to borrow my tuner? You're looking pretty sharp to me. Modulation I'm considering a modulation Because I want to come up to your level.
Perfect Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you're perfect. Anacrusis Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.
On air now
Development Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section. Tremolo My bowing arm is pretty sore Because you just made me tremolo.
Accent Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Fugue Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we're about to get entangled. Counterpoint Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Stretto Did someone just begin a stretto section?
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